Want to feel bad about your 1-bedroom apartment today? Me too. This house has been on Zillow for a while now, so you may be able to get the price down a little bit...but just remember, private bowling alleys don't come cheap.

The home, listed by Liza Hogan of Douglas Elliman Real Estate, is a steal at $12.9 million dollars. There are 13 bedrooms and 28 bathrooms, because why not? "Over the top luxury" is in the home listing, and I can't help but agree because...I mean, 28 bathrooms?

Check out the photos of the home below, which include a 29-car garage, a private movie room, and a luxury indoor pool.

If you'd like to learn more about this house, check it out right here. 

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